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So, after I was indicted, my wife lost her job
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and had a nervous breakdown,
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and if that wasn't bad enough, one of our
sons stole his brother's girlfriend,
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which made him run away from home
and join the Army.
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We don't even know where he is.
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We've entered Afghani airspace.
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Remember, pull the green cord
before the light green cord.
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We're just worried sick about him.
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It's just that you feel
so helpless, you know?
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Look, I don't set the prices, mister.
They're four bucks a box. Take it or leave it.
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All right. Just the Thin Mints.
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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.01 - Reese Comes Home
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Synchronisation par Mark,
Relecture par Tyno.
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Forom.com & Malcolm-France.com
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It doesn't have to be tuna surprise.
It can be chicken surprise, or beef,
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but there will be a surprise involved.
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You know, we can wait for Mom to make dinner.
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I'm sorry, she went to talk with some Army
administrator about Reese. She'll be gone for hours.
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Get your hands off me!
Your authority stops at my property line!
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What did she do?
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She completely destroyed an office,
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made explicit threats against the United States Army,
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attacked my groinage region and captured same.
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Listen, maybe there's a way
we can make this whole thing go away.
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Sir, if she comes within 500 feet of my perimeter
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I've been given the authority to engage.
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- Mom, what happened?
- I'll tell you what happened.
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I told them how my underage son ran away and joined
the Army under false pretenses and was sent off to combat
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and you know what they said?
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They said if you can find out what name he used,
they can have him back to us in six months.
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Six months!
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They'll have him back to us in six months.
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I don't know if she's upset he's gonna get killed,
or met someone else is gonna do it.
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- Honey, you know you're gonna lose a nail inside your palm again.
just calm down and let the Army...
- I don't trust the Army,
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which means this family has to find him, and
I don't trust this family, which means I have to find him.
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- Two Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star?
- And he blubbered like a baby.
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The Army. What do you expect
of people who would give Reese a gun?
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Oh, that's right. It's the Army's fault
if your brother gets killed.
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Now, Lois, we can't blame Malcolm for stealing
Reese's girl and causing this whole mess in the first place.
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Kids his age are nothing but raging hormones
and hideous self-involvement.
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They are all amoral little creeps.
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Don't defend him, Hal. Just help me make dinner.
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Great, "angry meat loaf". Thanks a lot.
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We don't have to worry about Reese.
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All he has to do is lay low and not do anything stupid.
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Oh, God.
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I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
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I'm a robot.
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Robots are cool.
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Green Lantern fought a robot.
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I love Green Lantern.
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I love pie.
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Pie...
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Pie...
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Pie...
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Why am I thinking about pie?
I'm supposed to be thinking about something else.
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Does it rhyme with "pie"?
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Buy?
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Cry?
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Die?
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High?
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Pie?
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Pie!
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Pie?
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Green Lantern.
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Fighting robot.
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Fighting machine.
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Me...
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I'm a fighting machine.
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I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
I'm a lean, mean fighting machine.
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What is that?
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I made a list of every bad thing
Reese ever did to me.
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A list?
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I'm sick of having to defend myself!
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No matter what I did to Reese, he's done
way worse stuff to me, and it's all here on this list.
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So we're admitting we have lists?
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Mine starts January '95. When does yours start?
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October 3, 1996: my first knuckle pizza.
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July 10, 1997: my first atomic swirly.
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The big bruise of '99.
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"Backyard Dentist",
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"Lighter Fluid Donut". That's worse
than stealing a girlfriend, right?
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I don't know; were you in love
for the first time with that donut?
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Shut up, Dewey. I had every right.
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In fact, I owe him.
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So you're saying if he dies,
then you'll be even?
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I didn't say he was going to die!
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- Malcolm, he almost killed himself with Bisquick once.
- I'm just saying he deserves whatever he gets.
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No, he doesn't.
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That's something Reese would say.
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I'm not Reese.
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Just because he's horrible doesn't
mean I have to be. I'm better than that.
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Wow, for a brother-killer, you sure are conceited.
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Oh, uh, excuse me. Hi, uh, Sergeant Rick.
I'm wondering if you can help me.
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My son is underaged, and
I think you may have recruited him.
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Take a look.
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- Oh, yeah, Private Jetson.
- Oh! Yeah.
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Well, let's see, uh...
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He was sent to Fort Roberts.
I'll get you the address.
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Oh, I really appreciate this. I just don't understand
what would make him go and do a crazy thing like this.
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Well, the truth is is today's Army's a pretty attractive package.
Competitive salaries, health benefits, college tuition...
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Lois, I didn't sign anything. Just hear me out.
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It's only two weekends a month,
plus we might qualify for a housing allowance.
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Okay, there's a slight possibility of active duty, but Sergeant Rick
expects global events to stabilize in the next three months.
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Excuse me?!
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What do you want?
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I'm Malcolm. I'm here Monday, Wednesday, Friday, 3:00 to 7:00.
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No one volunteers here. They're all signing up
for the glamorous jobs at the burn unit.
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I just want to do something to help veterans.
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Really? You think you can handle helping around here?
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How 'bout trying to give Mr. Skoros a sponge bath?
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Sure.
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Or maybe you'd prefer to clip Mr. Deepmarth toenails.
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Okay.
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Or how 'bout going room to room emptying bed pans
and stanching bed sores?
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You know, I think I can save us
both a little time here.
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This is how I see it playing out:
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you're keep thinking of worse and worse jobs for me to do,
and you know what? I'm going to do them,
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all of them, no matter what.
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Why? It doesn't matter. I have my reasons.
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So go ahead, knock yourself out.
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Well, it kind of takes some of the fun out of it,
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but okay.
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You can start the afternoon enemas with Mr. Klegman.
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It'll be my pleasure.
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It's about my son, Reese.
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Um, I think you know him as Private Jetson.
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Private Jetson.
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Ma'am, let me shake your hand.
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That boy is oldier that this old dogface
ever had the privilege of commanding.
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I wish I had a hundred more just like him.
He's a fine boy.
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Yes, well...
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we think so, too.
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I'd be proud to help you in any way that I can.
Now you just name it.
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The problem is he joined under false pretenses.
He ran away; he's not even 18 years old yet.
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We need to know where he is so we can find him
and bring him back home.
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I'm sorry, ma'am, I can't help you. That's classified.
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If your son were on a secret mission,
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which I'm not saying he is nor that one exists,
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it would compromise said mission
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if indeed there were one.
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My hands are tied.
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You know, Sergeant,
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you and I aren't so different.
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I mean, if you think about it,
we both have the same job.
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Taking a bunch of mindless, irresponsible teenagers
and turning them into something vaguely useful to the world.
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It is a challenge, ma'am.
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Last week, one of my boys was trying
to iron his shirt while he was still in it.
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One of mine interrupted a war game because
his rifle was kind of digging into his shoulder.
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- Did you make everyone suffer for what the one kid did?
- Of course. But it never lasts, does it?
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- It is stunning how much punishment they require.
- Tell me about it.
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I'm amazed I get anything else done.
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Did you ever try the opposite?
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- What do you mean?
- Give one of them special privileges for no reason.
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- How does that work?
- It's really pretty neat.
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The others don't know why he got special privileges
so they start doing everything right just to catch up.
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Then the one you singled out starts
getting suspicious and paranoid
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and he starts informing on the stragglers.
- That sounds pretty good.
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- You mind if I steal that one?
- Yeah, be my guest.
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You know another good one? Let them pick punishments for each other.
It exercises their creativity and keeps them from ganging up on you.
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- Nice.
- You can also take their breakfast, lunch and dinner, put it the blender
and grind it up into a gray paste. Eventually, they eat it.
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That's kind of fun.
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- You are an artist.
- No, I'm just a talented amateur.
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I wish I could help you.
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I wish I could just open this drawer up
and show youthe information you need.
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But I can't.
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It's got me so frustrated that I just want to
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stare intently out this window for, oh, say...
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120 seconds.
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- What is wrong with these guys? They're just like zombies.
- It's the medication that makes them that way.
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- Except for Kowalski. I mean, he came to us like that.
- Look, I don't think you should be giving them so much.
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I was reading to Donaldson for a half an hour,
then a bee crawled out of his nose.
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Believe me, it's better for everyone
to keep these men as calm as possible.
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Hey, Ed, you want to play?
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Here we go.
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You know what, Ed? You can do this.
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I believe in you, all right?
I'm here to help you, however long it takes.
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Maybe you feel ignored here.
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Maybe you feel like you don't exist.
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I know you exist, Ed.
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Let me help you.
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Where have you been?
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You've been gone all day. You haven't called.
I've been worried sick about you.
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Well, I have to eat, Lois.
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- I'm a human being.
- I'm sorry I'm so late. I had to take the bus home.
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I sold the car.
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I bought a plane ticket to Kabul. There's $400 left.
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- I'd give it to you to pay down the Visa bill,
but I need it for bribes.
- What?!
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I'm gonna go get him.
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- What are you talking about? You can't just go get him.
- Yes, I can.
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Tonight, I'm gonna buy enough frozen dinners to last you and the
boys for three weeks. Then tomorrow, I'm flying to Kabul.
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If I don't get anywhere with the Army,
I'll hire an interpreter and get the locals to help me.
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If I have to, I'll make friends with a warlord.
Those guys are pretty organized.
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I'll find him, Hal.
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And when does the little bird pop out of your head and start singing?
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This is what's happening, Hal.
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Lois,
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you can't do this.
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At some point, you have to check your ego
and leave it to the professionals.
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- I can't.
- Lois, you have this reckless, crazy belief in yourself that lets you
do amazing things. It's something this family has always depended on.
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I would be lost without it, but sometimes that reckless,
crazy belief is just, just...
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reckless and crazy!
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You've got to accept that some people can do things that you can't.
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Heart surgeons, rocket scientists, that lady at the mall
who carves your name into a grain of rice.
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- How does she do that?
- No one knows.
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Honey, honey, look...
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I am giving you permission not to be omnipotent.
I know it's gonna be hard, but everything will be okay.
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I know it will.
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Sarsi or Diet Sarsi?
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I can't do it.
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I can't go on.
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Is this any way to start your morning?
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Mr. Waffles?
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Reese, you can't give up!
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You got to keep going.
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You got to keep trying.
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You don't know what I've been through.
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I've been shot at,
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chased,
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married,
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and when the guy found out I was a dude,
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it wasn't like a total deal breaker.
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Son, I know it's hard.
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Everything worth doing is hard.
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When third quarter profits were down,
did Mr. Waffles give up?
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No, he did not.
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He put more lip-smacking delight in every bite!
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I don't think I can move.
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You have to move, Reese. You have to get home
to your family and friends and your country.
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These people have no idea what breakfast is.
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They take rice from the night before
and cook it up into a thin paste.
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Is that your idea of breakfast?
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No,
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but...
- Do you ever want to taste my buttery goodness again?
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You know I do.
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Reese, listen to me.
I now have 20% more blueberries in every box.
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My legs.
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They plump up in the batter!
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They're so juicy that way!
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I'm coming home!
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I'm proud of you, son.
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Whatever happened to Mrs. Waffles?
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- She was hot.
- Yes, she was.
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But she didn't increase product awareness
in girls 3 to 18 a single percent.
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Nurse Peterson,
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you'll be interested to know I took everyone's tranquilizers
and flushed them down the toilet.
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- What?
- I came here to help because I owe someone something,
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a soldier like these men.
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I didn't come here to stand by and do nothing
while you crush their spirits with chemicals.
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- He deserved better, and they deserve better.
- What the hell is wrong with you?
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You can't take these men off their sedatives.
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Oh, my God. Security!
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Guys, please calm down. Guys!
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- You've got to stop.
- Come on, come on!
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You have to...
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Oh, I don't want to hear it.
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Isn't it bad enough with your mother gone and your brother missing?
You have to go out brawling in the streets?
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- I'm sorry.
- Yeah.
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Wait a minute. This is our dinner.
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Well, good news.
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God decided I don't deserve to redeem myself.
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I get to carry this soul-crushing guilt
for the rest of my life.
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Yeah.
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I've been trying to compose a requiem for him.
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It's hard getting in the right mood using a glitter marker.
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- Maybe we've been trying to honor Reese the wrong way.
- What do you mean?
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Reese wasn't into helping people and doing good deeds.
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He loved to smash stuff and destroy things for no reason.
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If we're gonna honor Reese,
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maybe we should think about doing it his way.
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You have something in mind?
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This kind of caught my eye.
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An art fair?
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Just think what Reese would have done with this.
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They've got drift wood art, yarn owls, dream catchers,
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face painting, folk dancing.
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They are kind of begging for it.
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I don't know.
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There's rapping grannies.
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Let me see that.
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Let me go, please! Come on. How was I supposed
to know it was your god? It looked like a monkey man!
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You're gonna regret this! If my husband finds out, he'll make you pay.
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Then you'll really be sorry.
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Mom?
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Thank you so much. There you are.
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What in the name of God were you thinking?!
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Look at you. You are filthy.
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Your nails are a disgrace.
You've been tomb robbing!
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Well, the fun stops now, young man!
You are in so much trouble!
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I just can't believe he could really be gone.
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I know.
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Wow, this diaper's got to be a five-pounder.
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I'd like to think Jamie knew what it was for.
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It's so weird.
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It seems like all my life I've wished
for something horrible to happen to Reese,
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and now that it has I...
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- I...
- Miss him?
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Yeah.
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I do, too.
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Remember when he shaved my eyebrows
and glued them back on so I looked permanently surprised?
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That was genius.
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Remember that look of pure joy he'd get on
Christmas morning when he was smashing our presents?
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It's in my eyes!
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No matter how hard I tried,
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I could never make Mom's face
turn that special purple color.
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Reese purple.
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Why couldn't I have said something meaningful
to him before he...
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Don't do this to yourself.
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He would have liked this.
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I only wish he could have been here to see it.
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Me, too.
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Reese!
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You're not dead!
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I can't believe it. Reese, I'm so glad to see you.
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All right, all right. Don't 'mo me.
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How does this work?
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- Oh, well, we have the remote here,
and you pick out a good one...
- Here.
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We were saving this one.
It's from when Jamie had swine flu.
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Nice.
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God, I love this country.