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Boy, when you wet the tip, this thing really cracks.
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Hey, would you hold this for me?
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What's that on the floor?
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The poem I wrote about kittens.
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That's so weird.
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I guess I have no choice but to bend over...
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wearing last year's shorts and pick it up.
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He's really sick, Mom.
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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.16 - No Motorcycles
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Synchronisation par Mark & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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They're here.
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They're here.
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Francis and Piama are spending
the weekend for Francis' birthday.
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He's turning 21 tomorrow.
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I haven't seen Dad this excited since
he thought Francis turned 21 last year.
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Hey, it's the birthday boy.
Or should I say birthday man?
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I know you said not to bring anything, but I brought a salad.
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Oh, thank you, Piama. That's so thoughtful.
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I'll just take it in the kitchen and rewash it.
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Oh...
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I am so excited.
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Yeah, it's going to be a great party.
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No, not the party.
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The... you know what.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Thank you so much. I've been
looking forward to this for 12 years.
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12 long years.
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Yes, well...
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it's going to be everything you dreamed it would.
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This totally makes the Peter Pan thing worthwhile.
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Peter Pan?
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Peter Pan.
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Peter Pan!
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Oh, Francis, please. Oh, God, I am so sorry.
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I didn't know your school play was today.
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You saw me leave in this costume.
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Francis, please, stop crying. I am so sorry.
Look, I'll do anything to make it up to you.
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What do you want? I'll do anything.
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I want to go on a motorcycle
trip like you always talk about.
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Honey, that was way back in college.
And you know how your mother feels...
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I want a motorcycle trip with my dad!
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Okay. Okay.
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I'll tell you what.
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When you turn 21, I promise I will take you on
the most awesome, special motorcycle trip, okay?
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We'll go when you turn 21.
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Oh, yeah.
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Motorcycle trip.
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At first I thought you were
just saying it to shut me up.
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You're just saying this to shut me up.
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No, son, this is a promise.
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On the day of your 21st birthday, I swear by all that is holy,
you and I will go on a father-son motorcycle trip, so help me God.
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How are you going to get Mom to let you?
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I swear on my life, Francis, nothing will stop this.
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This is the holiest, most sacred promise between a father and a son.
Nothing, and I mean nothing, can ever undo this promise!
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- Boy, I sure liked to nail things down, didn't I?
- Oh, yeah. It's going to be great.
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Wait, wasn't there...?
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This is sealed in blood.
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Do you hear me, son? Sealed in blood.
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Oh, crap.
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Okay, I'll pitch in three dollars
for Francis' birthday present.
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Me, too.
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And three from me.
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So we're agreed.
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We're giving Francis nine dollars for his birthday.
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Hey, your friend's outside.
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What do you mean "friend"?
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Your friend, Randy somebody. Really big kid.
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Randy Zane?
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Yeah, I think he wants to play baseball.
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What?
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He's outside right now with his bat.
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He seems really impatient.
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You know, I told you boys if you just
made an effort you could make friends.
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You see? You listened to me and it paid off.
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Just think how much easier your lives
would be if you listened to me all the time.
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God, he looks mad.
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Which one of us do you think he wants?
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Reese, it's obviously you.
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That must've been his bike that
you superglued to the train tracks.
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We don't know that.
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You were pretty fast and loose with
that dog-crap slingshot the other day.
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How do you know you didn't hit him?
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What about you?
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How many people did you convince
to buy those algebra pills?
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You know, our lives would be a lot easier if
we didn't all pull this crap at the same time.
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I suggested a rotating calendar years ago,
and you guys ignored me. And here we are.
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Let's just go tell Mom.
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We can't.
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If we send Mom out there, Randy will just tell her
what we did, and then they'll both be after us.
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Did you see that movie where
Freddie teamed up with Jason?
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Is that what you want?
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Then what do we do?
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He can't stand out there forever.
We'll just wait him out.
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So what if we have to stay inside for awhile.
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- Oh, my God, he's still out there.
- I think he grew.
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Why is he smoking two cigarettes?
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Those are his eyes.
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Hal, what are you doing?
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I'm just trying to think of some wise
things to say to Francis tomorrow.
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A father should have some wisdom
for his son, don't you think?
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Well, it is a big day. You only turn 21 once.
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Hey, remember before he was born
and I had that Harley Da...?
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No motorcycles ever!
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You do not talk about motorcycles.
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You do not think, you do not wish, you do not even
reminisce about those stupid, idiotic death traps.
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They do not exist. Motorcycles do not exist.
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Say it.
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- Motorcycles do not exist.
- What does not exist?
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- I don't know.
- Good.
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He was out there all night.
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- Doesn't he get bored?
- Do sharks get bored?
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You know what, we'll just stay
inside all day today, too.
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We can last longer than he can.
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Mmm.
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So that's your famous pasta sauce
Francis talks so much about?
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Yeah, I only make it for birthdays and acquittals.
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One time it was both.
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I just love the smell of home cooking.
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Really?
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Do you know there's a way to get
that smell in your own house?
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Okay, it's all set up.
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The rental place is delivering two motorcycles
to the gas station on 10th and Coolidge.
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I already have a couple of satchels packed.
At 5:30, we'll just slip out and disappear.
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This is so awesome.
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So Francis, your birthday dinner starts at 6:00.
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- I hope you're hungry.
- Oh, gosh, I sure am.
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I'm hungry for all of it. My only problem will be
deciding which amazing side dish to eat first.
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But I guess I'll solve that problem at 6:00
'cause that's when my birthday party starts.
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Be cool.
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We're going to be stuck in here forever.
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It'll be fine.
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Eventually, he'll get bored,
or tired, or die of starvation.
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But who knows how long that could take?
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I'm going crazy here. I mean,
look at me, I'm reading a book.
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This is dumb.
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I'm not going to do this anymore.
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I'm just going to go out
and see if it's me he wants.
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- What are you, nuts?
- I'm not going to live like this.
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I've been beaten before.
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I'm just going to get it over with
and live the rest of my life.
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God, he's walking right up to him.
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Randy's hitting him.
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He's hitting him. It's not us.
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You know, for a little kid,
he can really take a punch.
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I can't believe I've been going so easy on him.
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Give me the tape, and I'll get this side.
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Oh, I got it.
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This tape dispenser is tricky.
It'll take me longer to explain it.
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Dewey, are you okay?
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Boy, that was a beating.
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I mean, no offense to you guys, but "wow."
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Why did he beat you up? Did he say?
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Actually, he said it wasn't me.
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Then why'd he eat you up?
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He said it was just a warm-up.
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Then he said to send out my brother.
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Which brother, me or Malcolm?
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He just said "brother."
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Boy, what a weight off.
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It's just so great to have this
over with. I'm finally free.
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And I'm getting some major tooth fairy money.
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You know, Hal, I realized this afternoon we don't have
any pictures from any of Francis' birthday parties.
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I want you to make sure you have
plenty of film in the camera.
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Will do. Get ready for a boatload of memories.
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Uh, Dad. Can you come out here for a second?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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These were supposed to go to the gas station.
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That's what I'm telling him.
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Look, this is the address that's on the credit card.
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But these can't be anywhere near here.
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You have to take them to the gas station.
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I'm not even insured to touch these
things once they're off the truck.
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But you know, you want them taken down
to the gas station, they are motorcycles.
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Is everything okay out there, honey?
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Fine, no problem.
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Francis just wanted to make sure that we
weren't wearing the same outfit tonight.
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Okay, just help me get these into the garage.
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Wow. Those are cool.
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Listen, do not say a word about this. If you just stay quiet, I promise
when you turn 21, I will take you on a trip with me on a rocket ship.
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A rocket ship, Dewey.
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I swear on my life. I swear on everything
that is sacred, as God is my witness.
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Ow.
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Oh, how did you...? I don't care.
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Francis, come on, quickly.
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- How do I...?
- Just kick it into neutral and follow me.
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Just turn left and gun it!
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I call you later.
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I love you.
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This should have been the greatest day of our lives.
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Dad and Francis rode motorcycles through
the living room, and where were we?
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Hiding under our beds.
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"Oh, I'm really looking forward to dinner."
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What a jerk.
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I don't know what I'm gonna end up doing to him.
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All I know is every stroke of this
brush strengthens my killing arm.
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Do you have another bucket?
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I can get started on the tracks in the living room.
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Oh, I'll just end up redoing them all myself anyway.
201
00:10:07,768 --> 00:10:10,180
Why don't you just watch some TV?
Then you'll be out of the way.
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Lois!
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No one is as useless as you think I am!
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My focus should be on hating my husband and planning
revenge, not worrying about whether I belong here.
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You are absolutely right.
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I'm sorry.
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You deserve better.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate that.
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So now what?
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Well, I don't know. We're kind
of in uncharted waters here.
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- Drink?
- Absolutely.
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Oh, man, what a day. What a ride.
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- That was fantastic!
- Yeah.
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Just wait. Tomorrow we go around the lake to
this funky old hot springs you are gonna love.
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This is the same route I used to
take every month with my buddy, Roy,
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until he got dragged a quarter mile by that school bus.
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Thanks for doing this, Dad.
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You know, son, you should always pick
battles that are big enough to matter,
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but small enough to win.
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Yeah, okay.
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I say life is the only real counselor.
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Wisdom unfiltered through personal experience
does not become part of the moral tissue.
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Dad, you feeling okay?
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Never mind.
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Listen, I have got something really special for you.
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You know, it's kind of a father-son
thing to honor the occasion.
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It was a little expensive, but I am going to sit with
my 21-year-old son and share a 21-year-old bottle of Scotch.
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The guy at Liquor Clown said this was the best.
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Dad, I'm sorry. I'm sober now.
I don't drink anymore.
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- What?
- I'm sober now.
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I went to AA.
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What?
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When did this happen?
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Last year. It just became a problem, and
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I kind of bottomed out, so
I decided to get some help, and,
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I've been sober
for six months now.
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And you didn't tell me about this?
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Well, I'm telling you now.
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What good is it to tell me now? I'm your father.
You could have come to me about this.
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Instead you go to a bunch of
strangers with drinking problems?
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Well, I'm sorry... I guess.
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Which one of the 12 steps is the one where
you act like your father doesn't exist?
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Dad, what's the big deal?
It was my problem.
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- I went, and I did what I needed to do to get help.
- I'm supposed to help you.
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I deserved to know.
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And meanwhile, I plan this whole trip, and now I find out you're sober,
and I'm standing here with a bottle of booze like some kind of jackass.
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You know, it's just a little tough... Wow.
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It's just little tough to find out.
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Do you have any other surprises for me?
Do I have any grandchildren I never met?
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- Do you have a boyfriend?!
- Dad, come on. This is a nice trip.
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I want to just enjoy this.
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I'm going to bed.
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I liked the thing you said about picking battles.
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I got it off a billboard.
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Oh, look at this. You got Francis a watch.
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That was so nice of you.
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This is a rare promotional Doobie Brothers EP.
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Oh. Hal almost cried when he found this at a yard sale.
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- It still doesn't seem like enough.
- Oh, honey, this is just how we get the creative juices flowing.
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It's tough. You have to make your husband miserable, but I have to make
mine miserable and make it a warning to the other three boys in the house.
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- Do men ever think about what's gonna happen
when they do these stupid things?
- No, that's what's weird about men, they never do.
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I guarantee you those two won't even think
about the consequences of their actions
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until five minutes before they come home.
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So no matter how low I set the bar,
he'll still find a way to crawl under it?
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You still think there's a bar.
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That's so cute.
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Look at him, sleeping peacefully while
I'm sitting here going through hell.
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It's not fair.
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God, when did this room get so small? I hate this.
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- Reese, come on, go to sleep.
- I can't. I just keep thinking about the beating.
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How long it'll hurt, how bad
it'll be, when it's gonna happen.
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What if it's on the Fourth of July? That'll ruin it.
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- I was gonna have pie.
- Dude, you have to calm down.
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- We can wait it out. We can beat this.
- I can't take this anymore.
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I'm going out there. It's probably me he wants, anyway.
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- Reese, that's stupid. There is no logic in that.
- Yes, there is.
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He is just getting madder and madder. And the longer
he has to wait, the worse the beating is going to be.
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Reese, think about it. Dewey got beat up
even though Randy wasn't after him.
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If you go out there now, he'll beat you up even if you're not
the one he wants, just to send a message to me.
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I don't care anymore.
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But if you just wait, I'll figure out a way to get out of this.
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I am not gonna wait while you keep trying to come up
with some plan that you'll never come up with.
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I have to live in the real world.
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This mud feels fantastic, doesn't it?
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It's so soothing, I don't even care about all
the hundreds of people who left their pubes in here.
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Come on, Dad. We should be making the most of this.
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You sulked all the way here, you sulked all the way through the
cold plunge, you even sulked when they beat us with juniper branches.
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Stop being such a baby.
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I'm sorry I had such high expectations for this trip.
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For all the trouble I went to, I thought maybe
I could maybe be an important part of your life.
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This has been a nice trip, Dad.
This is exactly how I was hoping it would be.
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It just gets to me, Francis. I mean, how did we get to
this point where you're doing all this stuff without me?
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I mean, you're-you're traveling everywhere, you're getting
married, you're doing all these things without even telling me.
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- And now I find out you even went to AA without telling me?
- I can't help it, Dad. I'm a grown-up now. It happens.
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And I missed it.
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I mean, here you've grown into this nice, responsible,
decent man, and I didn't get to be there for it.
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I missed you being there, too, Dad.
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It kind of makes me happy you feel sad about it.
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- Well, that's something anyway.
- Yeah.
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Five minutes.
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Holy crap, we've got to get back home!
Do you realize how much trouble we're in?
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Oh, God, you're right. We're dead. We can't go back.
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No, no, no, no, wait. I'll think of something. I've been
married for 20 years, and I've gotten out of a lot of trouble.
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- Wait, how is it 20 years if I'm 21?
- Just shut up and let me think.
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- Okay. I have something.
- What?
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Ow! God. What the hell was that for?
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You were in a terrible motorcycle
accident that taught you a lesson.
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Now it's not gonna solve everything, but it's gonna make
your apology go down a lot easier because it makes them right,
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which is what they really want.
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- Dad, you're brilliant.
- There's no time for that. Just do me now.
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You're gonna want to grab between the second and
third knuckle, and go up and back in one smooth motion.
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But just these two so I can still work the throttle.
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- I love you, Dad.
- I love you, too, son.
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- You were right, Dewey. I can't tell you how much better I feel.
- Told ya.
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It's really freeing. Especially knowing
he still wants the other brother.
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Malcolm, you got to go out there. It's time. He wants you.
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No. By October, I'll be strong enough to beat him.
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Come on, Malcolm. You have school tomorrow. You can pretend to
be sick for a few days, but sooner or later, Mom gets involved.
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- Then what?
- I'll think of something.
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Thinking won't do it, Malcolm. This is
not a smart thing. It's a life thing.
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Randy is like an earthquake.
It's just something that's gonna happen.
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Seriously, Malcolm, the longer you try to put this off,
the worse it's gonna to be.
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I could tell he was holding back.
He's got a lot farther he could go.
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- This is nothing.
- No, I'm not giving up. I don't give up.
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I'm not a quitter. If I have a problem, I think
and work and keep working on it until I solve it.
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Okay, name one time that's ever worked out for you.
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Well...
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Did it work five years ago when your hamster died, and
you spent so many hours giving it CPR that the doctors
had to put a shunt in your mouth to help the sores drain?
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Did it work with that girl you kept hounding because you thought
she was so close to liking you until she finally maced you?
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No, but I could... I could...
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Malcolm, think about it.
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You're right.
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I really have to go out there.
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I appreciate you guys looking out for me.
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We didn't think you'd be so easy to convince.
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No, not him. Where's the red-haired brother?
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- There is no red-haired brother. This is it.
- Shoot. I have the wrong house.
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Where's that house with the assbag
who works with handicapped kids?
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Oh, that's Eddie Jeffers. He lives on Comstock.
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You guys got pounded, and I got off scot-free.
Hah! Now whose philosophy looks stupid?
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You thought I couldn't come up with...
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Guys, wait. What if we do this tomorrow?
You'll be rested. Take some time first.
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We worked so hard and spent so much on Francis'
dinner, it's nice that we can all finally enjoy it.
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More steak, honey?